A customer in a McDonald's claimed the fries were cold and demanded to get their money back. Now call me crazy, but I don't think that's a real person. It looks like this is a prank of some sort, because the way that big ass head is shaped with that wig that would look OK on Moe from Three Stooges on top of that thumb-shaped neck is just otherworldly. How can anyone be shaped this way is beyond me, but if that's a real person, then wow, we found the aliens. Get this freak back on the UFO and send them home.
And don't forget. Someone was shot over cold fries around this time last year. Never serve cold fries!
