Tucker Carlson, one of the most popular Fox News hosts in history, was able to take down Eric Swalwell in just a short three minute funny video filled with jokes. Tucker Carlson was joined by Chadwick Moore who also helped rake some coals over the Eric Swalwell dumpster fire. And don't forget to follow Tucker Carlson on social media and check him out on Fox News on your television.
Tucker Carlson said:
“You never think of the US Congress as a jobs program. On the other hand, what would Eric Swalwell be doing without it? Well, he’d be slinging drinks at a Fuddruckers at a strip mall. He’d be grateful for the gig but he’s in Congress was life is very different. When he’s not shagging Chinese spies, he gets to travel all over the world at his donors expense.
“Thanks to our campaign finance laws. Swalwell gets live like a minor celebrity, the security detail that carries guns as voters aren’t allowed to carry. If he wants to, he could hang out on the beach and a Hawaiian shirt with an umbrella drink gold chains and a chest wig. You can head off the Middle East to get more free camo rides. He could do a lot of things. What has he been doing? Chadwick Moore has reviewed the latest Swalwell financial disclosures. He’s with the Spectator USA. He joins us tonight. Eric Swalwell party time. How are you doing? Chuck? What are you doing as well as Elon Musk as Eric Swalwell has been doing?”
Chadwick Moore responded, saying:
Oh man, I wish that I was it’s spring break with Eric Swalwell. Brought to you by Bud Light and the CCP it appears to be so we’re looking at some of these campaign expenditures. And the campaign has spent my numbers right $11,000 on hotels in Miami Beach, where it’s always ski season, if you know what I mean. They also end up spending $8,000 on hotels in Times Square in New York, where there’s a lot of Chinese massage parlors in that area. I don’t know why good points in that just off the top of my head. They also spent $6,000 in West Hollywood, California where perhaps they took in a drag queen brunch or two. It’s like the Selma, Alabama, the drag queen civil rights movement over there.
And finally, we know they spent nearly $10,000 in Las Vegas where surprisingly, they did not say at the Mandarin. And while we’re unsure what the swell were campaign was doing in Las Vegas, we can speculate maybe he was auditioning to the mascot of Circus Circus, or perhaps holding a boycott of Texas Hold’em. Either way, I think it’s safe to say that blowing $10,000 in Las Vegas is a lot better for the country than sending it to Ukraine, for example.
